You know you’re a Law Student when...
You consider dropping out of law school approximately every hour, but after that first semester you realized you were already in too much debt to be anything other than a lawyer.
You can name without hesitation at least three people who make you want to throw things when you see them raise their hands in class.
Sometimes during disagreements you are tempted to 12(6)(b) the offending friend or family member.
You can’t remember if you decided to come to law school because you wanted to help people and make a difference in the world or because you hate yourself.
You’re ready to strangle the next friend or relative to say jokingly "good thing you’re studying law I may need your help one day”
When someone is expressing their frustration or anger about something that is in any way related to the law, you can’t be sympathetic because you’re too busy figuring out in your head if they have a cause of action.
You hear about the death of an elderly friend or relative and wonder if they died intestate.
You never answer a question without saying "well, that depends on the specific facts of the case..."
You have considered naming your future children A, B and C to simplify conveyances of property...
You are tempted to kill the next person who asks you what area of law you plan to focus on…
You’ve argued over a semicolon…
You have been asked for legal advice by people who foolishly assume that subjects stay in your head after the invigilator collects your exam paper
You refer to well-known judges as if they were old friends
You have considered changing career paths to hot dog vendor, stilt walker, or career alcoholic
You find that 50% of medics treat you worse than something on the sole of their shoes
If you can think of any other ‘You know you’re a Law Student when...’ jokes or comments, then please feel free to post them below!
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